who is traitor joe
and what did he do :/
what is it with toddlers and personal space? if this little bald asshole touches my knee one more time i’m launching him across the parking lot
but if there’s platonic kissing whats next??!!!!????? sex without romance??????!? romance without sex?????!!!!? friendship?????? friends with benefits????!!! platonic lOVE????? staying out of other people’s business???????? WHO KNOWSS
me flirtin: *shows u a pic of 2 cute animals doin sumthin an say ‘me n u’*
today the barista at Starbucks accidentally gave me a trienta instead of a venti (which was cool cause hey more coffee) and I pointed it out in case she wanted to switch it so she doesn’t get in trouble or something and she looked right at me in my eyes and said “I decide what you drink now”
When you set foot in my store I become judge jury and executioner
how many horrible live action movies will it take for people to realize that animation is the best medium to have fantasy creatures because when everything is animated your suspension of disbelief works better
me tomorrow
me today
Don’t forgot you are part American
By being human
So you technically hate part of yourself
Maybe you should look for a therapist
im polish
This is the funniest fucking conversation on this site